The Perfect PENetration is an ordinary-looking, working black pen with a powerful secret.
You show the pen and borrow a dollar bill. With a shove the pen rips right through the center of the bill! You can show the bill on all sides. Then with a nasty ripping sound you tear the Pen right out of the bill.
A magical wave and the bill is completely restored! No holes, no tears, no blemishes of any kind. Then hand the pen out for a complete examination! You’ll make this your everyday pen!